one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU
So Ray and I are dating and we live together.
This is simply a statement of facts and in no way is it an open invitation for people to ask/dwell into our personal lives. I appreciate people respecting our privacy and not trying to ask us a bunch of questions about our private life. Thank you. <3
Me: *logs onto achievementhunter.com*
AH: Minecraft episode 119.5!
Me: Did I...? Is it Friday all ready? I could have sworn it was... what?
Me: *checks calendar* well, okay