shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

(via dggeoff)

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC: Wait-

Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR

DC: I didn't-

Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel: PEACE

pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via gavin-expensive)

starwards:

royals-and-quotes:

Vintage Medieval Weddings Dresses

I’ll take the first one please

(via gavin-expensive)

Direwolves or Dragons? (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp, via nico-di-angelo)

huggingmarshmallows:

ryansmadqueen:

Spotted these in a convenience store.

Holy snap. WUT.

huggingmarshmallows:

ryansmadqueen:

Spotted these in a convenience store.

Holy snap. WUT.

(via gavin-expensive)

actualnoravalkyrie:

Lie I’m-not-a-model Ren

actualnoravalkyrie:

Lie I’m-not-a-model Ren

nanospartenx2:

Let’s take a moment to remember that team RWBY and JNPR got into the food fight of the century because Yang made a Pun.

nanospartenx2:

Let’s take a moment to remember that team RWBY and JNPR got into the food fight of the century because Yang made a Pun.

blakebellatuna:

ruby NO you NEED THAT

rwby-confessions:

sparrow93

Sun’s abs have gotten even more impressive.

rwby-confessions:

Sun’s abs have gotten even more impressive.